A collection of Otis’s most derptacular moments.
the 6th one is what i look like when mum gets back with the weekly shop
Day 11: Fredrick found these light beacons. He likes to sit on top if one of them and pretend hes telling scary stories. I told him it does not look or sound scary in the daytime. He wants to camp here tonight so we can tell scary stories. I said yes because i fell bad telling him he could not jump of the mountain and glide all the way down yesterday. I wonder what story he will tell tonight……
Day 10: Fredrick was felling adventurous again. He wanted to learn how to fly, so he went skydiving. I didn’t skydiving but i did watch as he went soaring over my head; he did not fly so much as gliding gently to the ground. Fredrick and I agreed that hes better at gliding then flying. He wants to do this again but from atop of a mountain; I told him no for once……
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Day 9: Fredrick wants to get a book, so we went to the nearest library. Took him hours to find the right one. He wanted me to read it too him because i do the voices of each character better. I told him that he should read all the books in the series to get the full enjoyment of them. I also told him i’m not reading all the books to him, he can read the rest of them. Overall a good day at the library……
Lord of the Rings - Legend of Zelda.
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Day 8: Today Fredrick went on his first ever minecart ride. He was so scared and excited. After the first time he rode it he kept getting back in for another go at the minecart ride. Needless to say we did nothing else today but ride the minecrats back and forth…..
“There’s not a star on the cement that we can’t reach.”
“YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE STARS ARE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”
WHY
YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM
Day 7: Fredrick and I decided to go to the movies. We saw Chicken Run, one of my favorite movies. Fredrick did not like the plot. He thinks that the plot is to drawn out. He and I argued for about a half-hour about this. Its his turn to pick the next movie for movie night. He threatens to pick Baby Geniuses as the next one. I find his taste in movies questionable…..
who-is-in-japan:
This creepy projection lady works for the cell phone company in japan to bring in customers
